OMG! Is It Possible- Will the Two Todds Finally End?

I can't take it. I'm giddy with anticipation.  I heard something that makes me think years of misery and pain can finally end.  Hold the phone. Put the kids to bed and break out the Tequila. It's party time!  It's possible the interminable "Two Todds Nightmare" may be over!!!

Supposedly some unlisted person taped something or will tape something on GH. And some mag dude just tweeted "Victor" and that's it.  And TSJ denied he was coming to GH last week. That's confirmation for me. When TSJ says "Yes", I hear "No".  He's a liar in the press, so that was all I needed.

Thankfully, he'll be back to finish this crap story for all of us. Thank you, Trevor.  I never really cared for your Victor and detested your Todd, but I think you're fabulous now.  After having to sit through the crapfest known as GH, I can appreciate you.  I do admit I thought the "brothers" were amusing as hell together and did leave me wanting more.

 Now, let Victor fuck Carly. He'll fuck anybody.  And God knows, he'd be scraping the bottom of the barrel with that broad.

If I were a Christian, I'd thank Jesus. But I'm not.  So, I can't.  But if any of you are, do it for me. I'll thank my lucky stars for the conclusion of months of pain, longing, and delusion. And I'm not talking about Todd. I'm talking about ME!!!

I can't take any more. Please, please, end it now.  Make the suffering stop and put me out of my misery. If I have to think about this any more, I'm going to have to go nuclear. For once and for all, end it and let us all move on.  I never, ever, ever want to see "You took my life, Victor, I take yours" ever again.

I never want to hear any of those words again. None of them. Like, I mean, I never want to hear the name "Victor" again. I have a student named Victor and if he ever mentions his life, I'll have to take him out.  Really. When he talks about "taking" classes, my eye gets twitchy, thinking he may go somewhere else with the comment. It's a problem, I know. Maybe Irene brainwashed me, as well.  I did recognize her voice from Love, American Style.

Maybe she started brainwashing me in the 1970's........I'll have to look into that. Or maybe I just watched way too much TV as a kid.  Nah, that's not it.

At any rate, Nimnuts is in his glory, I'm sure. He'll finish his Two Todds Opus. He'll have his masterpiece completed and his vision will be seen by at least a few people. I'm sure the GH audience will rebell and, in this case, I agree. It's bound to be a convoluted mess. But I don't care. Anything that puts a stop to it works for me.

And, let's be honest, anything that brings more OLTL to GH is a plus. Well, for me, anyway.  This story wouldn't involve the wives because, as we know, they don't count. But there will be happy reunions all around at the end.  I'm sure Viki will appear to hug SNV and apologize to Todd and they'll both have those looks on their faces and we'll all cry. That would make it all worth it.  I needs me some Todd and Viki emotional fallout right about now.

It will easily wash out all that icky Carly stuff from my memory.

I have to admit that I'd kill to see some nu-Jack/Todd interaction, as I'm sure this will facilitate. I'm not sure who it would be, and, frankly, I don't care. Just get some snarky kid and let him raise hell and cause trouble for his father. That was one relationship I wanted to see play out. It's fraught with grief and pain and sarcasm and blackmail.  Ah, fun Manning moments...........

So, let the Holidays ring in with some good cheer. Bring Victor home to his family and make this crap end.  If it didn't, I have no doubt that Nimnuts would take it on the road.  "Two Todds" at the Drury Lane Theater in Lincolnshire.  "Two Todds" at the Pomona Playhouse.  "Two Todds" on the Carnival Cruise Lines or at the Michiana Summer Theater.  You know the deal.

So, let's all rejoice at the mere possibility.  It could be a very happy new year, indeed.