The Best Thing Ever: They're Back and Ready to Cut a Bitch!

Okay, I don't know what the deal is here and this sucker is hard to find. I can't find it through a traditional search, but I found it. And it is the BEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!

You all have to see this:



Isn't that the best? Isn't it great? Look, it's VIKI!! I'm so excited I could spit. But I won't. I hate spitting. It's icky. At any rate, it's heating up, Kids. It's fun and hot and warm and sweet and sour and angry. And I'm loving every second of this.

It's really rather shocking that this promo is this good. I love the AMC one as it's sweet and wonderful and I cried, but, Kids, this one ROCKS!! It's all about the good people. It's Viki and Dor Lord. It's Viki and GILF extraordinaire, Clint. It's Cutter, who's fun, and Rama, who's fun, too. It's Matt and Des, who I could live without but nothing's perfect. It's some new people I'm not interested in but don't mind their presence.

What I do love, though, is that they picked some of the best scenes from the past to highlight as they're my favorites. I love the Bo "I love you, Red" to Nora. My God, do they get better than RSW? I don't think so. He's one of the Bo's. 'Nuff said.  And David being too damn funny for words. The premiere was spectacular and I don't care what anyone says. I think he and TW are pure comedy gold. I love him!

Okay, I am a Todd and Blair fangurl but not a GBW person. But it was nice and I love them no matter what. The over the top romance stuff doesn't work for me and the hair.  My God, the hair!! But, that's fine. It's sweet and those two can make anything hot. 

Then there's Tea and her boy, Vic. I always called him "Special Needs Vic" but if he's Vic, and not Todd, then I'm good with him. Welcome back, Vic! Nice to see you and keep your girl sexed up and happy. I'll fast forward through that, as it's not my scene, but you go for it!  And I do love the Todd/Vic hate. It's a thing of beauty and if you bring in the little ladies, it should be spectacular. More reason to hate Jack as he'll inevitably pick the wrong side.

And speaking of Jack, he's there being the annoying prick he no doubt will be. They picked the jail scene, which is obviously foreshadowing. I could live without DanYeller and the wailing, but, hey, nothing's perfect. If they make her a drug addict, I'd love it. Or a whore. That would work for me.

Now for the shock. The real shock. Natalie, who's as spectacular as ever, and...........John? I could see John, as in a recast, but there he is, John, as in Easton. Like all over the place. Like they get their story retold and then he's with Vic and Todd and Blair and I don't get it. And it makes me wonder why I can't find this video the normal way on Youtube. And it makes me wonder what is up with Valentini's white hot anger. And it all makes me wonder.

There's a picture I've seen floating around from someone's Twitter account. It's of some of the cast, smiling, then there's a monitor in the back. Someone mentioned that you could see what was being shot on the monitor. So, someone with a lot more tech savvy than me, closed in on it. When it's blown up, it's Todd, for sure, and another guy.  Holy crap, Kids, it looks like Easton........

Like, really looks like him. So, if it is him there shooting with the rest, what the hell is going on? Is Mr. Easton now on board? I don't get this but, as a conspiracy theorist, I'm loving it. All soap fans love intrigue and cliff hangers and twisted loyalties and firm family ties and secrets and law suits, so this crap has me written all over it. I don't know what the deal is but I have a scenario playing out in my head that is downright fascinating.

Let's say, just say, that Easton wanted to stay on GH but knew the tide was turning, so he jumped ship. I'm speculating, remember, I don't know anything. But, back to the conspiracy theory where we left off. 

In order to do that, he must have ABC's permission or his contract is no longer enforcable as, like Howarth, it may be character specific and therefore ABC is in default and unable to perform. Either is possible. Or, just as likely, Disney is sick of Valentini's temper tantrum and cut them all loose, which I see as highly likely as they're sick of this show, sick of soaps, and want PP to succeed as they get a piece of it. Frankie's power struggle also will likely bite him in his tight ass as I hear Hollywood has a long, long memory. He's being a petty little bitch, IMO.

So, is that Easton or is it not? We don't know. But, man, looks like it to me. It's obviously Todd as he's, well, Todd. But even the stance is like Easton. He's got the coffee cup, he's got the build, the coloring. It just looks like, well, Easton. And he is ALL over that promo. Is that why it's so hard to find? Is Frankie threatening something that can't happen? Is Easton there on the downlow and Frank's not supposed to know?  I doubt that....greatly. Should I have not put this video here? If so, please tell me. But it's on Youtube, allbeit a little challenging to find, but public and there and it's SPECTACULAR! You see, unlike Frank, I want this show to succeed as I love it in total, not as a possession.

But, we'll see. It's an interesting story both onscreen and off. I see no Alderson or Starr. Oh well, I don't care.

 But, guess who I do see? There. At the end. Yeah, you got it. That guy at the end. It's TODD!!! And I haven't seen him in about a year. Real Todd. Not Shecky McManning or Eddie Haskell Manning or Frat Boy #2. It's Todd Fucking Manning, looking like he's gonna cut a bitch or whomever gets in his way. 

I missed him. Howarth won me back in that one shot. I knew he would. 

I was happy when they chose one of my favorite Todd moments ever for this promo. It's from his time "in the chair" and he's finally coming around and he looks straight into the camera and snarls "My name is TODD" and I remember getting off my chair and applauding. Really. I stood up in my house and clapped like a moron. I think I may have jumped up and down a little. It was Todd! He'd been gone a long time and I knew, from that moment, that he was back for reals. He disappeared mostly in PC, but PP chose that moment to highlight and it makes me very hopeful. And I like that last shot. It's badass. He's back for reals again. Thank God. Leave "Toddly the Shirtless Wonder" behind. He's nauseating.  Let him go off into obscurity with that dolt, Paul Ryan.

So, they end with that new snarl and I loved it with Viki's voice over. It was great as Viki is the soul of the show and this is making it look really good. Everyone watch this as it's too good to rely on me to describe it. And if Easton is back, I'm quite pleased.

I know some think he's boring, but I like him. If it's not him and he doesn't return, I wish him well. But something tells me Frankie's meltdown a few weeks ago wasn't about just losing Howarth.......

Stay tuned. More to come, I'm sure. Let's call this real life soap "As Valentini's Head Spins".  I like that. It's very Exorcist. Evil, demons holding people captive, pea soup and all. And I do see a slight resemblance to Linda Blair. Maybe it's me.