One More Reason to Watch OLTL: The Horror of GH!!

The Horror! The Horror!! My eyes!! My eyes!!I can't take it. Make it stop or I'll never be the same.

Is it a plane crash? No. Is it a mass shooting? No. Is it a terrible car accident with multiple casualties? No. What, then, you may ask, is so horrible that it makes me run in fear for my well being. Easy.

 It's GH. Those who are exposed to it will never be the same. It's worse than a cholera epidemic.  And just as messy.

It's a nightmare. Make it stop! This new promo is, literally, the worst thing I've ever seen yet I hear the show is even worse than that, if it's possible.  But, in an America's Next Top Model way, it's also the best. It's the worst thing I've ever seen but also is the funniest. It's so bad, it's great.

Someone call Chelsea Handler. There's a new show ready to be mocked. It's GH in all it's glory. Alderson is too bad for words and Howarth? Well, this makes me miss Paul Ryan. And I hated Paul Ryan. Thank God Todd's back and is for the duration, I hear. Otherwise, I'd have to advise Howarth's loved ones to check him in to St. Anne's. He'd be certifiable if he chose this shit over OLTL. It's cringeworthy.

I said it before but it's coming true. Ron Carlivati and Frank Valentini really are the Ed Wood of daytime. They've turned a classic show with a lot of cache into a silly joke full of camp and hideously bad ideas. They're a joke. GH is the Plan Nine from Outer Space of daytime drama.  I guess that makes Howarth Bela Lugosi? Or is it Easton? Easton is into the vampire thing, so maybe it's him.

This is so amusing. As these two dufuses- or is it dufi?- tried to torpedo OLTL, they did, in fact, create the polar opposite of what they are fighting. They are making the worst show in daytime history as they attempt to destroy what may arguably be the best show in daytime history. And that's too funny for words. Karma, according to Todd Manning, is a vicious bitch.

I especially love how all the asskissers in the "press" are turning on these two. What happened to Nimnut's brilliance, Guys? What happened to all that glowing rhetoric and over the top adoration? Oh, I know. It's over. Why is that? Why are these two morons being abandoned by their minnions? I think I know. It's because it's apparent that their shit is just that- shit. In the face of a highly superior product, the truth is now being told. It's not about how good these guys are- it's about how good the cast of OLTL was when handed crap. 

This is something I always said. The cast of OLTL could take any piece of crap and turn it into gold. They could take this shit and make it sing. They did that. This is why OLTL was not this spectacular for years. It was good but not great. They had nothing to work with there. Now, when they do, they're knocking it out of the park. And on GH, it's the shit it should be. Pure crap.

Thank you, ABC, for proving me right. OLTL was great because of the characters and the actors and in spite of the "creative" team. The cast is top notch if they could make Nimnut's crap sing. There's no way any other group could do it. Kudos to the GH vets as they're trying really hard. It's just not working.

I, of course, am not watching. But my funny recapper tells me that this relish thing is an embarassment. They should be ashamed of what they're doing to Jane Elliot. She's supertalented and a legend. They have some nerve making her into a joke. They're doing to her what they did to Strasser. Thank God PP is re-establishing Dorian as the treasure she is. No one deserves to be degraded like this. Tracy's not a joke. She's a strong, interesting character. She's not an object of fun. What's next for her?Mass Gay Wedding?

These two schmucks are the joke. They're sickening. They need to be run out of the industry on a rail. I love that they're being screwed by their prize pig- Howarth. Not sure if he's doing it on purpose or not, but he's showing the world, all over the screen, how truly untalented these guys are. He's so fucking great as Todd on OLTL- layered and interesting and often not even speaking but saying everything- and then we see this crap with Dieter or whoever the hell he is. It's truly eye-opening. It just shows what a pathetic joke this show has become.

I'd be sad if I weren't so highly amused. And if I didn't have OLTL. Get 'em, Dieter, and  (cringe) KIKI!! ACK! Go, show the world. It's truly a sight to see. 

Alderson better get on her knees and beg PP to take her back. If they're looking to cast GH, 2.0, I don't think Kiki's gonna make the cut. As my recapper would say, she's a mess. And, as for Alderson not wanting to go back to OLTL full time, "Heifer needs to take a seat". Many of them. But, if she doesn't bail soon, I think she will. On the unemployment line. I hear in LA, there's an express there for former child stars.

Hey, Ms. Thang, I hear Walmart may be hiring. Kiki will fit in well there. No "Starrs" need apply.